Do you like sex with other people? Do you like Android? While it is my opinion that those two questions are mutually exclusive, someone, somewhere matches those two criteria. Thankfully, Cosmopolitan Magazine is there for them.
Basically, this is an app that shows sex positions, albeit in a cartoony way. Fair enough. Android is for pornographers, after all. And that’s basically the news, but I’d like to inject a little outrage into this otherwise mundane story.
First, let’s get the throat clearing out of the way. The app features:
– The Carnal Challenge Rating: the more flames a position displays, the greater the difficulty
– Erotic Instructions: hints to help you make the most of the position and what to look forward to
– Colorful Illustration: tasteful visuals that help you understand how the position works
Something so disgusting wouldn’t be available for iOS, would it? Right?
Wrong. It’s also available for the iPhone. Tasteful visuals. Ahem. Carnal Challenge? Erotic Descriptions? Sounds like porn to me. Now, if you’ll allow me, I’d like to blow up.

Do you like sex with other people? Do you like Android? While it is my opinion that those two questions are mutually exclusive, someone, somewhere matches those two criteria. Thankfully, Cosmopolitan Magazine is there for them.
Basically, this is an app that shows sex positions, albeit in a cartoony way. Fair enough. Android is for pornographers, after all. And that’s basically the news, but I’d like to inject a little outrage into this otherwise mundane story.
First, let’s get the throat clearing out of the way. The app features:
– The Carnal Challenge Rating: the more flames a position displays, the greater the difficulty
– Erotic Instructions: hints to help you make the most of the position and what to look forward to
– Colorful Illustration: tasteful visuals that help you understand how the position works
Something so disgusting wouldn’t be available for iOS, would it? Right?
Wrong. It’s also available for the iPhone. Tasteful visuals. Ahem. Carnal Challenge? Erotic Descriptions? Sounds like porn to me. Now, if you’ll allow me, I’d like to blow up. Continuar leyendo «Cosmo Releases Sex Position of the Day App For Android, I Release Bile»
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